Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh’

The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man

by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021

kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

kool-aid man

A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"

by Tyson S. August 17, 2007

Kool Aid Face

The look of total satisfaction after having sex. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)

My girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had sex, which made her late, before getting to the bar.

by Thanks Victor August 27, 2007