A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
Get the flipper fartmug. by poosaypooping March 17, 2023
Get the flap flippermug. by Tory Weeze April 18, 2018
Get the diamond flippermug. A ridiculously overpriced gameboy, that has a bunch of features that make it capable of asshat hacking, that only kids under the age of 13 buy to turn off TV's in Walmart.
Rarely bought by actual tech geeks who are interested in using it for it's actual purpose.
Rarely bought by actual tech geeks who are interested in using it for it's actual purpose.
Hey, did you hear ___ got a Flipper Zero
Yeah, the projector in class has been acting up. I figured. What a doofus
Yeah, the projector in class has been acting up. I figured. What a doofus
by professionalbackshotgiver February 1, 2024
Get the flipper zeromug. A gadget used to “hack” things like Teslas, electronic locks, electric gate controls etc. I put hack in inverted commas as it’s not really hacking, just showing how poor the security in modern electronics is. It can also do weird things like remotely turn off a diabetic’s insulin pump (allegedly) (also obviously dont turn off a diabetics insulin pump)
The flipper zero should be renamed “a way to show just how bad security is in electronic locks and things”.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 11, 2025
Get the flipper zeromug. by Gnattylight August 17, 2023
Get the pea flippermug.