Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016

Potent-tail

Short form of potential tail. Refers to a girl than you could have whenever you wanted, but for whatever reason decide you do not pursue. Potent-tail refers to stockpile of women available at a moment's notice should the mood strike

"Hey Waite you gonna get with Chloe?"

"Nah, that Potent-tail right there. I'm saving it."

"Aight"

by Manchild59 September 26, 2009

e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.

ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"

by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010

Doggy Tail

Rubbing Or fingering a Girls Ass with the tip of your thumb while having sex in the doggy style position .

I gave Alexis a Doggy Tail and she Clamp down Harder than ever .

by Tev Najee August 24, 2011

dirt tail

a man whore

'thompson, you're such a dirt tail'

by FFFFF4 December 17, 2011

Poony tail

When a female is lucky enough to have enough length in her pubic hair and she can tie it up like a pony tail.

Hey Sharron have you ever though about tying that thing up in a poony tail it's giving me asthma.

by Tony Pail July 9, 2012