five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.

Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

red stool

Noun: A bloody turd.

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.

by beanricecheese February 2, 2022

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

Plankton stool

They would be one s baker, who is the bakery owner of her rolls

Who would eat 30 lunches, that damn, plankton stool, lock you lunch packs

by Rednutyaduck May 11, 2021

Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.

my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch

by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025