ss und aa ist eine Abkürzung von Schnitzel-schmaus und Alge-Abend. Es ist ein altertümliches Ritual, welches bis in die Steinzeit zurückgeht. In diesem wird zunächst von jedem Mitglied ein 1,1kg Schnitzel verspeist und anschließend die Flüssigkeit von jahrelang eingelegten Algen verkostet. Dieses Ritual verkörpert die Freundschaft und Leidenschaft miteinander.
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Get the SS Minnow mug.Shorter form of "Shutzstaffel" ( " protection squad") is an organisation of the Nazi regime or also called the third Reich. Directed by Himmler there were, to make short, three types of SS :
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
POV you're in Germany in 1956 :
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
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Get the SS mug.SS is practicing or doing safe smoking. its basically like having sex if you share a blunt or cigarette because people saliva gets on the blunt and it pass to pass to people through bloody fluids, fires at the other end so it dont kill it. and this how people who practice safe sex gets hiv aids stds or STis anyway if they use a condom. so safe smoking dont smoke or puff anything that touch anyone else mouth.
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It will take a photo (.png if on laptop) of your screen and be saved onto your gallery and or files.
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It will take a photo (.png if on laptop) of your screen and be saved onto your gallery and or files.
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