SHIMMER SPHINCTER

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.

by MiniThick January 1, 2025

sphincter trunk

Tree trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023

Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously

Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood

by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Sphincter Titties

a fat man's tits.

Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.

by Sphanky Phresh July 25, 2010

sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.

Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!

by The more u know March 5, 2024