Cheek Speak

When somebody tries to talk about something they have no knowledge of. Talking out your butt.

Wow that’s such cheek speak. They know nothing about what they are talking about.

by Mochzilla July 3, 2022

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

by Kai00 February 25, 2011

lazythumb speak

It's the act of turning a seemingly normal sentence, or group of sentences, into gibberish by way of a lazy thumb on the touch-pad of a laptop. The lazy thumb refocuses the cursor to another portion of the sentence while the frenzied typist continues unknowingly. This normally comes off looking like someone communicating in their second language, or possible the experiment of the monkey and the typewriter.

Jim95: "Everythiall the sun got in my eyng went real thI miss wintere other daahahahahy except when I was trying to hit the bes and caused me to miss, and look foolish. Damn sun, hahaha"

dudette: "wft is that supposed to mean? LOL"

Jim95: "sorry... lazythumb speak that"

by Jim95 December 27, 2011

passionate speaking

When someone is very passionate and enthusiastic about the point they are trying to put across. Often putting their hands on your shoulders and shaking the life out of you as they speak. They (without noticing) use A LOT of aggressive hand gestures, but then notice they are doing it as you start to imitate their movements. This "passionate speaking" may include a certain amount of sarcasm and can be found quite humorous by those who understand it. True naturals at "passionate speaking" can even convey their gestures and feelings quite miraculously through text. Ones may even say it's as if they can feel the glare from the person through their text. For highest quality of smiles and laughter it's best witnessed in person.

Olivia - "🗯️"
Malorie - "I like to call it passionate speaking"

by [e-mail] July 26, 2020

Dweeb Speak

Dweeb Speak is described as the mannerisms in the speech patterns of those who do not conform to society in modern day culture, that is considered quirky or uncool.
One who uses dweeb speak is worthy of respect, for they are nonconformist, as well as the fact that they are not ashamed of any quirks they themselves may possess, and are generally accepting of the quirks of other people.

Dweeb: Why hello there friend, like zonks dude, looks like some two slash one is getting his hunko donk mode on!
Local Chad: Yeah dude, I've been working out lately.
Dweeb: Well, my mom told me to zippity zoopity home over yonder, hunk on dude!
Bystander: Ugh, such Dweeb Speak does disgust me to my very core. We must away Archibald.

by Dragon of Spry Wisdom February 19, 2019

speak pretzel

To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.

Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.

by NamelessKiller August 20, 2015

Speaking in Liddles

A term used when someone is trying to bemuse his/her collective audience by using complex words in a conversation that he/she has no understanding of.

Person 1: "evidently the opportune moment presented itself to one self and so consequently, ergo, vis a vis one had to take it....photosynthesis"

Person 2: "You're speaking in Liddles, mate"

by the main yout January 19, 2015