Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store
In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
by Dumpster Dave Dudemiester September 21, 2013
In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.
by Urban Dictionary October 30, 2007
1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
by tstrees August 24, 2007
spark up = light up
j = joint spliff
but it means calm down
it could also mean hurry up if said it like
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
j = joint spliff
but it means calm down
it could also mean hurry up if said it like
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
some ones shouting
yo spark up a j
u need to catch a bus but ur fr4eind is to slow
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
yo spark up a j
u need to catch a bus but ur fr4eind is to slow
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
by jez to the rez January 22, 2004
by Bryan K Bradley April 29, 2010
When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.
Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.
by meganrawr22 December 20, 2011
I'm going to insult you
by ayeniqqa February 03, 2010