beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

Bicycle Sheet

The act of sitting on someones face butt naked with your ass on there mouth and your nuts being separated by the other persons nose, which resembles sitting on a bicycle seat.
But you must pedal with your feet and hold your arms out as if you are actually riding a bicycle.

Dude the other day i was going in for the t-bag and i slipped and full on bicycle sheeted on there face. my nuts were all like spread eagle.

by B-cutsCrazyMind April 2, 2012

Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

sheet betch

Adds emphasis to a defying statement, it does not have to be directed at an indivdual/group, but it can at times.

"Sheet betch, I ain't doin nothing unless I am getting paid"

by DetroitSlang May 14, 2003

sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.

while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.

by mykey224 September 19, 2009