Robert Downey Jr

Cutest man to ever kiss Val Kilmer.

Gay Perry(Val Kilmer):"I'm kneep-deep in pussy."
Harry(Robert Downey Jr):"I need atleast two more Demerol."

by kangaroo-larry June 25, 2009

Robert

Robert is a great,loving guy that will do his best to be by your side 24/7. No matter what he will do his best to make you happy. He thinks he is not attractive but in reality he is very handsome and caring and the best guy you’ll ever met, he will make you smile everyday and he will do his very best to make you laugh. He is the most loving guy that you will ever met in your lifetime.

He is just the best guy ever.

Oh you mean Robert yes he is.

by Xxlove_zozoxX January 15, 2019

Robert

Robert is completely amazing. He is sweet. He is caring. He is funny. He is everything you could wish for in a guy. Ever though he is a bit cocky everything else makes up for it. He knows how to cheer me up or make me laugh. If only we lived closer maybe something great could happen. But being best friends is enough! Love you !!!!! ~ 3rd best friend

Wow that guy is a Robert!

by Your 3rd Best Friend October 12, 2016

Dirty robert

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds

Ugh I'm such a dirty robert

by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020

Roberto

the most bad ass dude in the world with a huge dick and has the best sex skills ever hes huge like a horse and fucks like a stallion!

he is so good he has to b a Roberto

by kingofdawurld December 6, 2010

Robert Tilton

A famed preacher that comes on TV late at night, normally on paid advertising channels or WBtv/PAX tv. Got his fame by acting very exicted about "God."; Someone who is out to get your money for his/her own "fake-christ" benefit; Someone with bad gas.

Stop being a Robert Tilton and give me back my money!

Dude, your ass smells like Robert Tilton!

by kornfreak October 24, 2005

Robert Clifford

Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly molests his employees, and all around has an odd aura. If you see a "R.C" run like hell. He may be packing a penis anywhere from 4-9 inches with the girth of a Glade airfresh can. Also use caution if you are in posession of any kind of contraband because he will surely burn you with his laser penis blast.

Robert Clifford
example

Douglas: "Here comes R.C"
Kyle: "Shit he is going to touch us again"
Douglas: "He does have that look in his eye"
Kyle: "Wait, do you have weed on you?"
Douglas: "God help us"

by Zigology March 22, 2009