Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.

Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy

by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014

Puerto Rican or darker

1. Origin - New York, ~1975. The act to describe an assailant that may be of Latino or African American descent. While its origin is uncertain, many believe that it was introduced when Caucasians first began to assimilate back into urban settings, due in large part to disco clubs.

2. May also be used to describe any object that has an RGB value of 249.234.201 (sand-colored) or darker.

Next time you set me up with a bitch, make sure she is Puerto Rican or darker. Otherwise, bitches be tryin to fight her in the clubs, son.

by The Zunicorn December 20, 2010

Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.

Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!

by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010

Puerto Rican Avalanche

similar to a mexican avalanche, except that instead of throwing your woman down a flight of stairs you throw her off a balcony

My bitch gets aroused and bruised when i give her a puerto rican avalanche

by Chode Master God November 18, 2004

Sorta-Rican

When a non-Mexican / white person discovers he/she's a mexican. He/She doesn't know if he should live the lifestyle of his own culture or the culture of a Mexican. After a ton of decision making he/she decides to combine both cultures and become a Sorta-Rican.

Spouse A: Wow! I just discovered I'm Mexican! What should I do with my life?
Spouse B: You should combine cultures and become a Sorta-Rican!

by Farrai October 30, 2012