Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"

Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!

by M Kay March 27, 2008

Large Reptiles

1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.

2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.

1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.

2. Monitor Lizard

by THE AFTERBRINGER June 1, 2011

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013

Canadian Testicles

TimBits

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

fractured.testicles

A meme page on instagram
currently at 2527 followers

yo bro did you see that super epic fucking meme by ig:@fractured.testicles???

by totallynotfracturedtesticles August 2, 2018