razor rubies

yes.

thank me later razor rubies said Sugar Daddy

by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018

Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

what I am the equivalent of.

i am the equivalent of a Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

razor dan

It a act of sucking a Big Dick While Making a Black Guy Suck You Horse Cock Then making him take it up his ass

Dude did you in joy the razor dan

by Zslayer March 16, 2017

razor claw

It's when you are sitting there and have a random boner

Billy: ha ha you have a razor claw
Mark: O dang i hope no one else sees it

by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

Ackam's Razor

when a conspiracy theorist ignores logic and reputable sources to keep believing their silly theory.

Matthew ignores Ackam's razor and thought that Jenga was a more representative model of a building than physics.

by TheMindsEye February 3, 2017

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012

Razoring

A term used during drinking when a "razor" (a drunk individual who is extremely aggressive and loud) starts wildin' out and causing issues. They will often verbally and physically begin attacking the people around them, including but not limited to their friends, staff, and strangers looking in their direction.

Man you see that razor razoring, we ain't drinking with her no more.

I don't drink with Kesha anymore, she's always razoring when we drink. I don't got time for all that drama.

by Winterpanda1997 March 24, 2023