zuby's razor

An individual that has pronouns listed in their social media bio and has nothing of value to add to a conversation.
A spaces on X about nuclear fusion kept getting interrupted by a Zuby's Razor who wouldn't stop screaming about plastic in the ocean.
by Thobos January 03, 2024
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Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"
by Rizzonomics October 15, 2022
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razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy
John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely
by Fireguy47 August 30, 2018
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Achmed's Razor

If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.
A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?

B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
by GQFez October 13, 2022
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Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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Razor Wyre

An incredibly sexy person. Listens to the best music ever. Wanted to be crowned king of the world by most.
by Razor Wyre December 16, 2003
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Hollaway's Razor

The harder the media pushes a story, the more you should look away for what they aren't telling you.
A: Do you think JFK was assassinated by a lone gunman?

B: nah, Hollaway's razor
by maxxmane April 01, 2023
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