poop poker

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.

None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.

by cbiscit October 9, 2006

Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"

Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?

by Art Mofo July 9, 2009

punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman

My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.

by Mo Noodleman December 29, 2007

Stealthy Poker

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.

I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....

by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013

Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.

Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.

by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

suicide poker game

Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.

I won playing the Suicide Poker Game.

by Knightyad July 8, 2021