Poke the Whiskers

To fuck a hairy pussy.

John whipped out his cock after eyeing Jans's hairy pussy to Poke the Whiskers.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

poked the wolf

To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.

Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.

by GravityFallsNoMore March 29, 2015

Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

Poke Night

A night or party where highly inappropriate and kinky behavior takes place

Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday

guy 2: No what, happened?

guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom

guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night

by jamesfranklinburger January 9, 2012

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022

Poke Smoter

People who Poke Smot

Its 4:20 Wheres all the poke smoters at?

by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012