A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
by mothermccree June 2, 2010
Get the Jelly Piratemug. by Q Nash October 11, 2016
Get the pirate visionmug. My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.
by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010
Get the Meeting Piratemug. A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
Get the Douche Piratemug. by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009
Get the Anus Piratemug. by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020
Get the Snow piratemug. One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
by jjboseck June 8, 2011
Get the Platform Piratemug.