Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 29, 2020
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Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
by Brookelynncrooks April 08, 2016
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Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.
by candy man 6969 May 29, 2011
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Pipeline Dream

"Pipeline Dream" (n.): An aspiration grounded in meticulous planning and realistic outcomes. Characterized by its deliberate progression from concept to achievement, mirroring the continuity found in structured pipelines/pathways.
Turn your pipe dream into a “pipeline dream'”by clearly envisioning your goal, breaking it into achievable tasks, and systematically advancing through each stage while tracking your progress.
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.
I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.
by binzington November 23, 2023
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Rocket pipeline

The action of pooping( shiting ) into one’s anus or vaginal region
Hey Jain lets do a rocket pipeline. I’m feeling very horny.
by Nigeria is poor March 17, 2020
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