The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
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*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Indirect Pick Up Artist Utilize The Angel Number "'456'" & Direct Pick Up Artists Utilizes The Angel Number "'343'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Sandman Storm March 4, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025
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