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John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that
by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
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John

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.
Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!
by Jaydee red May 29, 2016
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John

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
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John

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.
That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.
by Superflyking August 31, 2018
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John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.
That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there
by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019
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John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.
Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster
by oklolbruh October 11, 2019
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John

by renasty September 23, 2018
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