When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.
William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?
Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.
William: God damn, not again...
Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.
William: God damn, not again...
by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020
Get the Glue Jobmug. A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.
'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'
by moo girl May 25, 2012
Get the heart gluemug. Personally I’m a white glue stick fan but that’s alright. Dislike this page if your also a white glue stick fan but like it if your a purple glue fan :)
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 3, 2021
Get the purple gluemug. Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.
"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"
by Willard Speed June 18, 2007
Get the monkey gluemug. by Travis Robinson September 11, 2004
Get the glue shittermug. When someone get angry at you for the stupidest shit, they have the "berry glue". Meaning that their vagina is super glued shut and they can't have their period resulting in a permanent state of PMS.
John: "Dude, I got this new music on my iPod."
*Listens to music with friend*
Dick: "Man that music is sick, bro."
*Next Day*
Dick: "Hey John, I got that music you showed me on my iPod too! I really enjoy it."
John: "Fuck you bro, you're always stealing my shit."
Dick: "Get over yourself man, you blatantly have the berry glue"
*Listens to music with friend*
Dick: "Man that music is sick, bro."
*Next Day*
Dick: "Hey John, I got that music you showed me on my iPod too! I really enjoy it."
John: "Fuck you bro, you're always stealing my shit."
Dick: "Get over yourself man, you blatantly have the berry glue"
by fuckyouronnie December 11, 2010
Get the berry gluemug. 