Oli G

Oli G is a literal chad, human god. He is the sole reason humanity still has its will to exist.

Person #1: "woah bro, I was about to kill myself, but then I remembered Oli G and I decided against it"
Person #2: "Same dude!"

by Ohio dweller January 30, 2025

Oli G

The undisputed GOAT of our era. Everytime Oli G gets mentioned in conversation a sort of holy gregorian hymn plays in the background as the participants become enlightened for a few moments at in the mere presence of the name itself.

Person 1: dude I saw Oli G yesterday.
Person 2: DEUS VULT

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 17, 2025

Oli

Oli is the kind guy that just has a big penis and gets lots of women

He’s definitely an Oli

by A ginger cunt November 23, 2021

Oly

Someone who feels like cold summer mornings when nothing has spoilt the day yet, someone understanding and invested in being understanding, oly is also respectful beyond bounds. Words of affection are common, but its rather the small things that shows they care alot, like remembering favorite songs or making the effort to make a small bracelet. Well rounded on all subjects, as if they were an old library with hidden knowledge, they dont flaunt it though. Theyre considerate above all else

“You made me my favorite food! Youre such an oly”

by Alffredopasta303 June 22, 2024

Oli

OLI is a name. It means faith

Hello, my name is Oli

by Pithang August 14, 2024

Oli G

Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.

Human 1: Dude I need to go knock on that door
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025

Oli G

Oli G definition: Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horrendous death.

Person 1: Dude, I need to go knock on that door
Person 2: Remember to ask Oli G
Person 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up

by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025