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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
mugGet the Today moneymug.

Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
by lololol lololol August 14, 2024
mugGet the Russia Todaymug.

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
mugGet the what did you guys have for lunch today?mug.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.
.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.
mugGet the .9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.mug.

Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 3, 2019
mugGet the Todaymug.

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