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myspace

Myspace is a site where preps, emos, and attention whores seek to get virtual oral sex.

It is the reason why high school relationships are now impossible unless you have a Myspace. Everyone who has one has been transformed into hookers an demand a +1 to their friend's list as payment. If you're in high school and do not have a Myspace, consider yourself a god, because you're more of a human than those myspace whores. And you have one, there's still hope for redemption, you sick son of a bitch.

People who hack myspaces are actually heroes. It's like taking candy from a baby; the baby will no longer get a cavity.

In conclusion, myspace sucks. Hopefully one day some hacker god will be able to delete it from existence.
Preppy girl (on myspace): LiEK, OMG! ThaT iS SOOOOOOOOO toTALLY COOL!!!! <3
(in real life): Hey Jenny, did you read my comment on Myspace?

Emo kid (on myspace): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????
(in real life): WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!??????

Attention Whore (on myspace): Yo dats cool man. Hey, rate puic of me chugging down that keg of beer with that slutty bitch bartender kissing me.
(in real life): Yo man, thanks for the rate. Me and the boys are going to the bar again but this time we're going to bring guns. Wanna come? Bring a camera!
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

A useless social networking site ruined by pedophiles, airhead teenagers, antisocialites. People use this site only with friends they already know defeating the purpose and idea behind networking. Also used by pedophiles to track down prey.
Person 1: I'm on myspace, but I only add people in real life.

Person 2: Uhm, aren't networking sites to meet people you don't already know and expand your "network"? Couldn't you just talk to your friends via e-mail, phone, aim, icq, yahoo, msn, in person.
by fuzzyballs June 16, 2007
mugGet the myspacemug.

Myspace

A place where people TaLk lIkE DiS!@#
FuCk OfF MySpAcE!
by DeltonR April 22, 2011
mugGet the Myspacemug.

myspace

a site (what i like to call a plague) on the internet that a bunch of little wannabe pre-teens took over. all you have to do is upload a gazillion pictures of yourself looking like a scenester and then ramble on and on about how cool you are how how cool your life is even though all you do is sit on your ass all day typing to a bunch of "Friends" that you don't even know personally. myspace sucks.
guy: dude, check out my myspace!

guy 2: myspace?

guy: dude, it's this totally awesome site and EVERYONE has one. at least the cool people anyway.

me: yeah, "cool" people have a myspace. whatever.
by bobggg July 18, 2007
mugGet the myspacemug.

Myspace

A place where little ugly 12-14 years old hang out pretending to be older then their original age
younger brother : Hey this girl added me on Myspace.

older brother: 17 years old,my ass! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL!

younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_-

older brother: *facepalm*
by Godbrother September 19, 2009
mugGet the Myspacemug.

myspace

Once upon a time there was a emo/loner/scene/sluty girl. She yerned for popularity so she got a myspace. This launched her into uber slut space where she uber uber popular and used extra letters on all of her wordsss and used wordds like:omg, rofl, omg, lmao, omg, effin, omg, your gorgeous, omg, im so ugly, omg, bffae x123456789,omg ILY, omg, &hearts;, and yes she spelled it out.OMG.She got a totally cool emo/scene/loner/sluty/ manaorexic/manwhore boyfriend.. and she was like OMG i effin love you...ILYS! THEN SHE GOT RAPED AND DIED.ily.omg.
DO DRUGS NOT MYSPACE
myspaceGirl 1: Im such a fucking fat ugly whore.
Girl 2: omg shut up you are so effin gorgeous, im the fat ugly whore
LAAAATER ON...
Girl 2: omg girl 1 is so ugly and whorey
Girl 3: i effin know bffae omg
Later on...
Girl 1: omg i effin hate Girl 2
Girl 3: omg me too, your like my bffaex12345678
by THE SENSIBLE WORLD November 19, 2006
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

a self-obsessed website, all people do is talk aobut themselves put pictures of themselves and see how many friends they can get, and people become extrmemly addicted to it, its really lame and its over taken google in the most popular website worldwide
bullshit!
comment my myspace pictures or die slut
by hood11111111111111 October 6, 2006
mugGet the myspacemug.

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