Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

Oh really mister tough guy

A term used by math teachers around the world.

Student: I'm afraid I will not solve that exponent equation. I don't believe in higher powers.
Math teacher: OH REALLY MISTER TOUGH GUY?

by SAXTUSBETA November 24, 2011

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

The worlds best song, DUH!

IF YOU DONT KNOW IT GO AWAY!

-UWU MASTER

Person: How's your day?
You: Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

by UWU SENPAI MASTER May 16, 2022

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

mistering

To hit oneself upon the top of the head repeatedly in an excitable fashion.

As seen on the viral muslim rave party sensation video - much mistering is demonstrated by the guy in the chair.

by badgerboy May 28, 2006

mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.

1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.

by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006