Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Millennial

AKA - "Members of the Spice Girls Generation"

Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.

by Millennialspice August 19, 2021

Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.

You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.

by HADR June 12, 2019

Millennial Core

Millennials behaving or acting stereotypical of their generation.

Creating IPad kids is so Millennial Core

by Illuminacho12 March 11, 2024

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Millennial

A term used to describe any person born between 1981 and 1996.

"Scott's turning 25 this year, in 2021. Yeah, he's a Millennial, but just barely."

by FluffyDreamer November 28, 2021

Millennial Chiller

Based on the term „serial killer“.
A Millennial, that doesn‘t get the sense and meaning of work life.
A new, digital Form of Hedonism!

Boomer: „Those Millennial Chillers have no idea about hard work!“

Millennial: „I like Turtles, and Robots!“

by Optimistic Terrestrial December 16, 2019