Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

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Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum

I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024

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Manchester City

The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji

Lads, Manchester City has officially has fourpeated the Premier League! Another record broken

by fordashy is gay December 9, 2023

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like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

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Manchester United

Banter club. Only the most deluded football fans support this club. Anyone who supports Manchester United, just know they are deluded and tend to hype up their players to the most extreme levels after a win against relegation sides.

My neighbour supports Manchester United. I live in London.

by OverratedEqualsRashford January 7, 2023

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