Loot Listeners are family members, normally distant relatives who can hear a will being read from three counties away and immediately swoop in with Post-its, Sharpies, and the subtlety of a yard-sale burglar.
"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
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