Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

Lid

Member of twitter sensation "Hoesies". She's known for flirting with her enemies and being a parttime squeaky couch.

"OMG Lid is an adult let me try and put her into jail,"

by hoesie July 17, 2020

Jizz lids

Seductive or sensual face or eyes, aka bedroom eyes

She’s so sexy, just look at those jizz lids

by Bobahotep September 6, 2019

Fuck lid

When accused of being a Biden voter one must call the accuser a fuck lid.

“We actually voted for Trump you Fuck Lid”

by Mr. Peter Peterson May 15, 2023

Yizz Lid

The act of putting semen in a circular fashion around a toilet seat.

1. Bro, Aaron is being such a jerk, I think I might secretly give him a Yizz Lid
2. EW I was about to sit down to poop when I noticed someone gave me a Yizz Lid!

by SmallChickenBoy July 13, 2017

Lid

Noun. Australian euphemism for 'head'

"Where's Kazzah? Miss her lid."

"Look what that galah's got on his lid."

"If mate doesn't shut up, I'll slap his lid."

by Australian Culture Wizz May 17, 2023

LID

Stands for Long Island D**chebag, a subset of people born and raised on long Island NY.

Male 1 wearing upside down sunglasses on the back of his head: Hey Bro! We out to the Boardy Barn this weekend?

Male 2 wearing a Vineyard Vine t-shirt: yeah dude, we can take my wrangler with the top off and throw the flag up!

These people would be classified as LIDs

by Bored out my mind August 8, 2019