Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006

leavings

the last few draws of a cigarette

hey jack, i want your leavings when your finnished smoking.

by faggaholic September 20, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

leaning to von dutch

dressing your lil'johnson in a mini tuxedo and putting on a play for your gay neighbour, who just happens to be from the Netherlands

i may lean a bit von dutch, for my friendly neighbour patrick

by Toon November 5, 2003

bus is leaving

I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.

Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.

by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010

Leaving the bread on the floor

To avoid/ignore/not notice the main part of a conversation, topic ect.

Originating from presumably by someone putting away shopping, and a loaf of bread falls out the bag and to the floor. But the person does not notice it/ignores it and continues to put away the shopping.

"Don't leave the bread on the floor."

"Well sorry I left the bread on the floor."

"I'm afraid you left the bread on the floor."

"Are you leaving the bread on the floor?"

by Nammi-namm January 21, 2012