AKA the 22 stone milf. A PHAT MILF who spoils her kids and has 5.6 x 10³ chins. Her kid is a racist and pedo.
by anonymous June 6, 2022

Kerris is a typical white girl with a Indian boyfriend who she met in her dms.She spends her day bussing something for a certain someone.she is quite a delight and makes the best cocktails.She lives in her boyfriends hoodie while he sleeps.
by rb27804 November 9, 2020

Twin sister of country music artist Carrie Underwood; her career took a (literal) seat when she tragically lost her leg in a bear trap incident
by T576859 August 21, 2021

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Person 1:Did you see Slayer's guitarist Kerry King?
Person 2: yeah, I think buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"
Person 2: yeah, I think buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"
by CryptWalker13 August 1, 2020
