Kelsey

someone with super sexy hair and also with the best words for talking about anuses

"that kelsey person has a nice ass"
"ya or a very nice round double cheeked caboose"

by miloafe July 26, 2021

South kelsey bullet connector

When 2 males place there cocks in each others foreskin.

Brendan and allan got caught eoing the south kelsey bullet connector

by Gozney May 6, 2025

kelseyitis

Kelseyitis is the condition where you are missing your extremely beautiful,sexy, stunning, gorgeous girlfriend named Kelsey. When suffering from “Kelseyitis”, the only fix is a big hug, kiss, and some other stuff.

“Are you okay baby?”
“Yes babe, I’m just suffering from Kelseyitis right now”

by Wsfkkm March 31, 2022

kelsey

A crazy bitch who pours your beer.

I need to get a kelsey tonight.

by teebaggery September 26, 2014

Kelsey

The cutest girl on this planet. She has the sweetest soul i’ve ever seen. The most deserving person I know, I’ll love her till my last breath. (she’s also very funny)

I’m in love with Kelsey.

by your.baby February 4, 2024

Kelsey

she is the reason why people hate their lives. she is rude inconsiderate and selfish. most importantly she is a hypocrite. she will always try and bring you down emotionally. she will make you doubt yourself in your looks and personality. she is one of the worst people to be around. she is a major pick me girl for sure.

girl 1: i hate kelsey
girl 2: me too she is a pick me

by timmy_lover November 21, 2021

Kelsey

A Kelsey is a girl you meet in your life, that will make you fall in love in an instance, when you find a Kelsey. your love will fall deeply within her and you will happenly have a deep affection for her. A Kelsey is a beautiful, intelligent, amazing and the most adoring girl you'll ever meet. So when you find a Kelsey, be sure to love her with your full potential

"I have a found a Kelsey, I think I am going to fall for her, she seems to perfect"

by TheRealPogi June 7, 2019