a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 14, 2018
john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person
by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020
John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
by Omg283 August 22, 2014
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by jacko101jjdhjdhffh8383 i uJAJA March 02, 2017
A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.
He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?
Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?
Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.
by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 23, 2019