Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018

When your dick gets so soft that it moves around without being able to stop. Also means a dick that is too soft to fit in the persons pants because they are too drunk to walk........
by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

by Slagg December 2, 2021

To shake your goods insistently in a mesmerizing motion while not wearing underwear under loose shorts or sweats. The wild ritual is considered to be a carnal mating dance or territorial display of testosterone.
by toothoreo January 18, 2011

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
by Zynodome September 22, 2020

A quite wel known World of Tanks/Warships YouTuber, most famous for being unable to remember anything he was planning to say in his videos and call everyone whose name he is unable to pronounce Dave. He is the type of person to go on an easter egg hunt, find Persian rugs, well made desert beds and then miss the giant battleship parked on the Himmelsdorf map.
Oh for crying out loud Dave use your eyes, the Bismarck’s right there. Seriously what are you, a Jingles?!
by Ik ben een liefhebber van kaas October 16, 2017
