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Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
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pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike
I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film
by B1g E December 21, 2020
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The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.
FUCK! I got the jingles.
by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024
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Jingles

Cute and friendly dog name, similar to Sparky, Jolly, etc. Two syllable dog names are preferred by dog trainers.

Also nickname for Joe Ingles, NBA player.
Come here Jingles, attaboy!”
by Sloane Mills July 23, 2023
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Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.
"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."
by arteriesin December 26, 2023
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Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.
Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.
by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024
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