Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017

jingleing

To wiggle your knuckles in someones ass out of aggression or playfulness.

“Im gonna jingle your asshole all the way to hongkong if you dont stop!”

“Careful! Or ill start jingleing both your asses!!”

by TheSojka June 06, 2024

Make it jingle

Pull it out and shake it

Dang, look at that, imma make it jingle.

by Urmomisnotthebomb.com September 02, 2019

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 10, 2023

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 23, 2020