No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
by supadoop October 8, 2020
Get the Rule of Jeepmug. A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
Get the Fake jeepmug. 
A vehicle-navigation system dat gives you routes through such rough terrain dat only a dedicated 4-wheel-drive buggy could traverse them!
Bob Munro apparently was following da directions of a "JeeP-S" when he took da rutted mountain-trail, since he high-centered da RV on a boulder in da movie.
by QuacksO December 30, 2024
Get the JeeP-Smug.