Back in the saddle

Physically fit again.

I'm back in the saddle, back to bangin everything that moves.

by TheToiletOfAmerica December 29, 2022

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl 1: So Chad came over and he used me as his Tennessee Saddle
Girl 2: Whats it like to be ridden?
Girl 1: Being The Tennessee Saddle is the best its like eating ass in space

by manu08 May 6, 2021

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.

Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe

by Im-on-your-dom-wit-the-chrome June 15, 2023

Saddle goose

Silly person innit

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"

by ppap23 February 14, 2022

Saddle bags

The male version of camel toe. More accurate than “moose knuckles” as it hangs from both sides.

Damn. His pants are really saddle bagging, his pants show of his saddle bags.

by Crafts n crimes February 1, 2021

Saddle doll

A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense

Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits

by Pinchèbullman May 31, 2019