Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Tossed Saddle

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.

I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.

by geminate May 12, 2018

Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SADDLE NEEDS TO PADDLE AWAY

by boobymoomy January 14, 2022

Texas saddle

Rode hard and hung up wet

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!

by MacG007 February 20, 2014

Saddle sore puncher

Rough and tough true blood horse riding professional cowboy that rides and competes in rodeos, typically drives a lifted truck, is likely to offend city folk, keeps a rifle in his truck for hunting and keeping livestock safe (eg: killing coyotes), breaks women's hearts, and lives a rough country lifestyle.

"I'm a saddle sore puncher in a buckle I won I'm sure to break your heart one day"

He Ain't a Cowboy -Casey Donahew 2019

by Def_not Jenny_jennerBLA October 24, 2025

Saddle doll

A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense

Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits

by Pinchèbullman May 31, 2019

Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

by Boob man May 20, 2017