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feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.
Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)
by Pozza November 2, 2006
mugGet the feed the horsemug.

I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)
Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.
by Uncle Flip February 21, 2010
mugGet the I'm On A Horsemug.

Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.
"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."
by Nick L. & Raul D. May 19, 2008
mugGet the Horse Ovenmug.

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.
"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."
by Olen White January 5, 2009
mugGet the horse's assmug.

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)
I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.
by Light Joker March 19, 2005
mugGet the horse's assmug.

story horse

To greet someone who is from or live's in the north inner city of Dublin.
Whats the story horse, you keeping well.
by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008
mugGet the story horsemug.

horse

by billy wicks April 10, 2004
mugGet the horsemug.

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