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Canada's History

Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.
"Dude, Canada's History is looking really bleak from here."
by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."

-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."

-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct February 5, 2010
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canadian history

a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
Eh, you guys get into a fight last night

Nah, just studied some Canadian History
by sycamoron February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"
Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!
by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010
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History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
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relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.
My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017
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Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.
My friend stated, you don't have hood history?
by Pashion5 June 24, 2021
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