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Handy Cramp

A cramp in your hand while giving yourself or others a handy
Babe let go of my dick. I cant I have a handy cramp.
by Handy Cramp January 25, 2022
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waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
by erection-infection March 7, 2014
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Handy Mandy.

A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.
When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.
by Siochan January 17, 2014
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handi-capable

Someone that is handicap, and does stuff on there own.
“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019
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Handy

Handy- means to be handycapped or be doing a skechy move to someone
man vezina's handy, are you hanging out tongiht? no im hanging with the girlfriend. thats handy
by The-Mac January 2, 2008
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Handy Hole

A woman who is easily available to have sex with.
My date didn't show, guess ill have to go pick up ole handy hole!
by Megakilobyte August 23, 2011
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Handi Tard

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"
by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010
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