Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021

Handy Cramp

A cramp in your hand while giving yourself or others a handy

Babe let go of my dick. I cant I have a handy cramp.

by Handy Cramp January 25, 2022

Handy Mandy.

A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.

When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.

by Siochan January 17, 2014

handi-capable

Someone that is handicap, and does stuff on there own.

“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”

by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019

Handy

Handy- means to be handycapped or be doing a skechy move to someone

man vezina's handy, are you hanging out tongiht? no im hanging with the girlfriend. thats handy

by The-Mac January 2, 2008

Handi Tard

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.

"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"

by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010

Handy Hole

A woman who is easily available to have sex with.

My date didn't show, guess ill have to go pick up ole handy hole!

by Megakilobyte August 23, 2011