A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022
Get the function checkmug. One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.
During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.
by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009
Get the Functionally Bentmug. FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is on PLANET EARTH to first prove it's not meant to happen as because the DICK'S BALLS belong no one but NATURE DENIAL OF PROCREATION to the HOMOSEXUALS then used to MAKE FUN of people as FAGGOT AND FAG are the greatest terrorist words created in many WORLD LANGUAGES , for BLACKS to find. RATIONALITY TO BE THE GREATEST CRIMINALS ON EARTH, for them to be HOMOSEXULAL SEX = PRiSON SEX and not the other way around , for them to find dysfunctional words and heroes of the SEXUAL MOVEMENT as GAY PRIDE is GAY " ONE OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS" , MATTHEW SHEPARD WAS A METH DEALER.to hate each other within their SEXUALITY, "FACT: I WENT TO BUY BOOKS IN BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO AND THIS FAGGOT STPPED ME , "AS HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STEAL THE BOOKS language books but I was at the register ready to pay and he said , "LEAVE", and finally HARVEY BERNARD MILK and GEORGE RICHARD MUSCONE.murderd by WHITE AS MILK
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
Get the FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HEREmug. by ICantNut October 17, 2022
Get the Functionmug. A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).
All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Get the Functional marginalized whinermug. A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.
The basis of Hypermodernism.
The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
Get the theory-functionmug. by Hyperokc February 27, 2020
Get the Hyper functionalmug.