feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 19, 2010

light as a feather, stiff as a board

Light as a feather and stiff as a board is a sexual game played by teens everywhere. This game usually involves multiple partners, although can be played with only two people. Usually the male will lay on the ground blindfolded without clothes while the other members of the party surround him. Now this member can be a female, but traditionally the role is played by male. The other members of the party now use paintbrushes and dip them in warm cups of water, and then paint the middleman with water. This goes on for approximately 2 minutes. During this time members of the party will also take markers and draw a “wigi” board on the middle man’s stomach and chest. Once the wigi board is complete one half of a crayon is placed on the middle man’s board. After 2 minutes the other members then start lightly touching the middleman with various objects and things such as their fingers, silverware, and other body parts. This continues as a tease until the middle man is as “stiff as a board”. Once stiff as a board members around the middle man begin to chant the words “volo postulo Adveho nobis” in unison. At this time all of the lights should be off. The game is played in many ways. Some participants sexually tease the middle man until he ejaculates and then read the encoded message from the wigi board. Others will finish the game by continuing to chant until spirits intervene. In both cases the middle man should ejaculate which signifies the end of the game.

Girl 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Girl 2: I don't know I'm so bored!
Guy 1: I know! Let's play light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Group: Yeah!

by light as a feather stiff board July 10, 2014

knock me over with a feather

A saying only old people use

Knock me over with a feather

by 971bs March 31, 2016

Birds of a feather flock together

People of SMALLWORLDS who have 170+ CL levels stay together in a group. If they see one of their own they go with them.

Oh look at the group of those VIPS. They are birds of a feather flock together.

by Brooklyn Clest August 02, 2017

Red Hat with a Black Feather

This year's answer to the Trucker Hat.

1. Look at Jiller! She looks so suave in her Red Hat with a Black Feather!
2. Wanna be like Jiller? Why do I ask, everyone does! So buy a Red Hat with a Black Feather!

by Ben Filippini February 09, 2004

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.

When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.

by Muslim Goat January 03, 2023