by thecooler August 21, 2008
Get the Evanmug. The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
"Did it work?"
"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
by lovesmaul415 February 20, 2010
Get the The Evanmug. A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats
Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
by PureProtein October 7, 2015
Get the Evanmug. Expert-level pussy licking method.
by Yikes. February 14, 2017
Get the Evansmug. A name typically given to males (can have multiple meanings depending on origin)
(Hebrew) Stone; rock
(Celtic) 1. Youth; young fighter 2. Swift 3. Born from yew
(Scottish) Right-handed
Note: Due to the potential unreliability of the sources used, it is advisable not to take these definitions without skepticism
(Hebrew) Stone; rock
(Celtic) 1. Youth; young fighter 2. Swift 3. Born from yew
(Scottish) Right-handed
Note: Due to the potential unreliability of the sources used, it is advisable not to take these definitions without skepticism
In 2012, the name "Evan" was ranked #47 most popular name for males in the U.S.
The name "Evan" can have a variety of meanings
Hiya, Evan! How are ya?
How dost thou fare, dearest Evan? Do thy misfortunes crush thee, or doth thy heart still abound with gladness? Ah! what a foolish thing my pen hath written, for what evil could ever bring down the happiness that thou hast wrought? For only thou canst find a single hour of joy in these wretched times – only thou know'st the secrets to perpetual lightness of the soul. Though the light in the darkness fadeth, thine eyes never grow dim. If only, dear friend, we could greet thee one last time, for we know that thou art also longing for our companionship; but in our miserable state, we cannot escape to thee in the coming doom. We only find strength when we remember that thou art fearless despite our despair, yet even then we weep, for courage cannot outwit calamity. Ah! farewell, my dearest friend, my Evan! I regret that this will be the last words thou shalt hear from us until we regenerate because PLOT TWIST we're actually Time Lords! SCORE ONE FOR US! YEEAAAHHH
The name "Evan" can have a variety of meanings
Hiya, Evan! How are ya?
How dost thou fare, dearest Evan? Do thy misfortunes crush thee, or doth thy heart still abound with gladness? Ah! what a foolish thing my pen hath written, for what evil could ever bring down the happiness that thou hast wrought? For only thou canst find a single hour of joy in these wretched times – only thou know'st the secrets to perpetual lightness of the soul. Though the light in the darkness fadeth, thine eyes never grow dim. If only, dear friend, we could greet thee one last time, for we know that thou art also longing for our companionship; but in our miserable state, we cannot escape to thee in the coming doom. We only find strength when we remember that thou art fearless despite our despair, yet even then we weep, for courage cannot outwit calamity. Ah! farewell, my dearest friend, my Evan! I regret that this will be the last words thou shalt hear from us until we regenerate because PLOT TWIST we're actually Time Lords! SCORE ONE FOR US! YEEAAAHHH
by based on the entry guessmyname November 25, 2013
Get the Evanmug. Evan has a tiny dick around 1-2 inches and is a backstabbing bitch. He tries to act cool and fails. 90% of Evans are gay and suck dick
by snitchesgetstitches69 April 9, 2017
Get the Evanmug. The biggest manwhore you will ever meet. He lies and cheats and he spikes his hair like he's 12. He is pretentious rich white boy that the world is better without. He thinks hes all that but he can only get girls who look like they are in middle school. He thinks hes so metal but he listens to stupid emo scene bands. Dating him is hell. He claims that he has real issues when in reality he his only issues are first world problems like "ugh im gunna kill myself because my parents bought me a white iphone 6 instead of a black one" (Real quote from him). He thinks hes all that because hes on swim team... But hes the worst one on the team (Awkward).
"Hey Evan, how are you?"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"
by wirodeu December 16, 2014
Get the Evanmug.