Evan

Fuck you bitch

Evan sucks booty hole

Evan by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019

Evan

A very successful guy. He has a lot of money and has no problems. He is very generous and always helps his friends.

Andy: He has so much money!
Janet: I know right, he's probably an Evan

Evan by thecroissanthathatesu February 12, 2019

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

Evan by Evrick June 6, 2019

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

Evan by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

Evan by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019

Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

Evan by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

Evan by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019