Eugene

Eugene is a smart person. He is a trustworthy and a genius friend with constant ideas.

Abby: did you hear about the new eugene coming to our class?
Joe: Yes, I heard he's real smart.

by Udic people June 22, 2023

Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.

Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.

by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023

Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugene

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.

Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today

by Artemis_W December 18, 2022

Eugene

Person who is seen as cringeworthy but deep down miss understood by society. Would never hurt a soul and would have an abundance of love for those who get to know him. (Ps usually has a huge cock)

Damn why is everyone being mean to him? that’s a Eugene scene

by jomel the fag November 21, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.

Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.

“i love you eugene.”

by danger flash November 21, 2021