Baker's Dozen

when a donut baker is feeling really generous and gives you and extra donut in you box of 12

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by iminhellplshelpahhh September 7, 2024

pharmacy dozen

when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://

“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”

by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024

dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 21, 2021

Chad's Dozen

16.

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.

by BakersChad March 22, 2022

Bajan Dozen

Four beers for Twelve Barbados Dollars

Bartender, give me a Bajan Dozen of deputy (deputy being the brand of beer)

by Antonio Cuyler August 13, 2024