deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

Deed Rat

The Deed Rat, a particularly smelly dump/crap.

On exiting the toilet facilities "Christ whats that smell?"
response "aw Jesus it smells like a deed rat!"

"Some one has left a deed rat in trap 2!" The last patron to visit the second cubicle has neglected to flush the toilet leaving you a smelly present.

by Alpha Kenny Juan July 7, 2010

Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

deeda

Deeda Is The Best Person In The World. Deeda is smart and amazing, deeda is better than shamar.

Deeda is awesome.

by hufehuie January 11, 2018

deepdene primary school

a dark place full of fat asian cunts who are rich as fuck The teacher are unqualified and they constantly have sticks up their ass. The school is broke as fuck.

deepdene primary school

by bik bilson May 22, 2019

deardove

deardove is an extremely famous tiktoker who everyone loves. Dew is known as and called“the one and only famous deardove” by commoners, and thinks very highly of herself. If commoners try to call them anything else, dew gets very angry. they are famous on many other platforms as well, but mostly tiktok. They are also very nice to their fans, and even give out autographs for free!! ily deardove!!

“omg!! the one and only famous deardove just noticed me!!”
“REALLY??? ur so lucky!!!!”

by deardoves biggest fan!! July 22, 2021

lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009