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Complete fucking bum

A dude or ho that can't, or won't get a job. He who always has to ask his friends for money and favors. KNOWING DAMN WELL THE HE WON'T PAY SHIT BACK. Or AKA basically people that just lie and douche around to other people or their girlfriend.
John: Hey Vanessa, don't date that dickhead over there, he's a Complete fucking bum.

Vanessa: In what way is he a bum john?

John: Hey Vinnie, how's thing's going with this new girl your talking too?

Vinnie: Well, pretty decent, I ain't gonna hold, not as good as some others though.

Vanessa: I see what you mean by Complete fucking bum.
by Jt,yourfavoritebrooklynMF January 11, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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I am complete (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am complete (02/03/2025).
by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025
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completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical
"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"
by tourchan February 27, 2025
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50 feeter completer

the almighty cock possessed by dudes named chad. These cock-i-nators have a 100% guarantee to please a women.
Robert:*soft moan* nice cock chad ;)
Chad: ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ
Robert: You weren't lying about your 50 feeter completer
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