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Bobby Colby

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
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Colby Jew Man

A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.

Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Colby Jew Man: Ewwww colby don't eat the bellybutton hotdogs!

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by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
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Colby Beck

That kid is so good at Fortnite, he must be Colby Beck!
by BUEJNDAGJFWHB November 27, 2018
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Colby

A fake mormon, someone who’s a mormon only because they’re parents make them. goes on missions trip but doesn’t belive in the religion.
Are you a mormon?”
Yeah, but i’m a Colby”
by reesespeesess June 20, 2019
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Colbie

If you know a girl named colbie she is the prettiest and nicest person you will ever meet. Colbie will put your needs before hers and be there for you. Colbie is also one of the most gorgeous people ever. If you find a girl named colbie marry her.
Wow look at colbie I wish I was as pretty as her
by Your homie🥺👉🏼👈🏼 December 19, 2020
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Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.
If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.
by Texas ranger November 19, 2019
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Colby

A man with a very small penis
that colby was a disappointment
by rrealty July 12, 2020
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