Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020

butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017

Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020

Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.

I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.

by Zodacus March 19, 2019