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Bruno

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno... but
It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
Thunder!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
Why did he tell us?
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day... but anyway
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Bruno!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot frame
Rats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams
And feasts on your screams (hey!)
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Bruno (we don't talk about Bruno!)
He told me my fish would die
The next day: dead! (No, no!)
He told me I'd grow a gut!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He said that all my hair would disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read!
by ILY😉😍 June 20, 2022
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Bruno

Bruno is an italian male name. This is a name for gay people with a quite big penis. They look good, and will always bag your friend! Becareful if your Friend talks to a Bruno!
I think he is a Bruno.
What a Bruno!
by MrSpinelli August 14, 2018
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Bruno romani

A man on a mission. Big forehead, track star, yah dun kno, affiliated with the Gucci gang , has girls such as ed and lizette. Can do your homework.
Bruno Romani freed the gorillas at the zoo because they had a connection.
by BickbicholasB December 3, 2017
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WE DON TTALK ABOUT BRUNONONOO WE DONMT TAKJ ABOUT BRUNOO BUT IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY {OUR WEEDdiNG DYA} AND THERE WASJT A CLOUD IN THE SKY NOOOOCLIUD ALOOWED IN THE SKY BRUUNO WALKS IN WITH A MISCIVIOS GRI N THUNHDERRRRR U TELLIUNG THE STORY OR AM I IM SOTYR MY VIDA GO ONNN BRUNMO SAYS IT LOOKS LIE RAIN WHY DID HE TELL EHEHR BY DOING SO HE FLOOD MY BRAIN ABUELA GETS THE UN<BRELLAAAAAA MARried in a HUEEICAN WHAT A JOUYS DAY BUT ANYWAYYYYOOO hey gre to ive in fear of bruno stuttering or stumbling i cn always hear himsorta mutering and mumbling i associate him with the sound of falling sand dun dun dun its a heavy lift wuitg a gidt so humbing always left abuela and the family fumbling grappling with priphecies they wpoudnt undertsna d doyou understand???? SEVEN FPOT FRAME RTAS ALONG HIS BACK WHEN HE CALLLS UR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK YEAH HE SEES YOUR DREAM AND S FEAST ON UR SCREAMMS WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOONO WE DONT TAK ABOTU BRYNOOOOOO HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE THE NEXT DAY DEAD OHH NOO HE TOLD ME ID GROW A GUT AND JUST LIKE HE SAIS HE SAID THAT ALL MY HAIR WHO DISSAPEAR NOW LOOK AYT MYT HEADDDDD YOU RFATE IS ESEAL WHEN UR PROPHECY SI READDDD he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some dat be jmineneee he told me that my power would grow like the grapes that theive onthe vine OJE MARIANOS ON HIS WAY he to ld me that the nabn of my drea ms would be just out of rach,,,,,, betroherc to anotherrrrrr iys lke i hear him aHEY SIS its like i hear I WANT him
bruno a hot man
by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022
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Brunoed

The act of seeing Mr. Bruno and/or having something unfortunate happen to you.
Hey I just got Brunoed and my money got stolen.
by BrunoStan5178 October 28, 2021
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Bruno

One of the biggest assholes i ever know. Mess with him cause he will always loose
I hate Bruno
by Dickdestroyyeerr November 23, 2021
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Bruno

That one dude Disney doesn't like in Luca and Encanto
Person 1: Bruno is so annoying
Person 2: that dude from the Disney movie?
by BuggyBeeBoy December 13, 2021
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