Bruno

My husband

Family: if come you marry everyone who?
Me: Bruno

Family: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!

by Ember2022 January 28, 2022

Bruno

He is a very fun guy to be with but has such a small dick, it’s depressing.

Laura: OMG Bruno is so fun
Joana: Yes, but he a small cock

by Lauravalverdeee November 21, 2021

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Bruno

The guy who we do not talk about

Pepa: We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 8, 2022

talking about bruno

talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.

let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.

by theDarkDefiner September 24, 2023

Bruno Earth

Mars' favorite singer. His songs include "The Tired Song", "I Think I Wanna Invade You", "UFOs in the Window" and his hits with anDEIMOS.paak. He has great songs that even the US President likes him. He is the Martian counterpart of Earth's favorite singer Bruno Mars.

Alien 1: Wanna hear real music?
Alien 2: Sure!
Alien 1: plays Bruno Earth

by LMgamer36 January 17, 2022

Bruno

Bruno is a huge dick, non- gay because fuck the gays/faggots

Bruno i am a king nigga

by fuck u nigga im a king bitch October 31, 2023